“I press my lips against her name”…

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Dear Deidre
 
I am writing to you because I need your advice…
I’m addicted to sex and I’m addicted to vice…
I’m also having an affair with my friend’s sister…
And my porn addiction causes me to blister…
I like to have sex with girls but I also like men…
I have a tendency to do this again and again…
Sometimes I dress up, complete with stockings and heels…
I know that it’s wrong, but my god, how good does it feel…
My drug consumption is now under control…
But I slept with my counsellor as she tried to console…
Now she claims that I am the father of two…
I asked Mr Kyle for a DNA test, well wouldn’t you…
If I become a father, that would clip my wings…
I can’t have that as I’m in love with all lust brings…
I guess you think that I’m horrid and shallow…
But it’s not my fault if I get urges and follow…
Talking of which, my colleague just smiled and asked me on a date…
So we had sex in the storeroom, no need to wait…
Or waste precious seconds playing silly games…
I have others to sleep with, if I can remember their names…
Please Deidre – please please please reply…
I will heed your advice and promise to try and comply…

Yours
Trapped in Lust’s shadow

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Dear Trapped in Lust’s shadow
 
In all my years I don’t think I have read…
A letter from someone so fucked in the head…
You really appear such a despicable man…
You have no morals, but I’ll do what I can…
I can see you’re addicted and weak and shallow…
In fact you are simply the most disgusting fellow…
There is nothing I could write that will make you FINE…
Even suggesting you call my premium rate helpline…
But where do I start with my moralising…
How do I preach at you… whilst fantasising…
Your words make me hot, of that there’s no doubt…
My glasses are steamed up, all I can think about…
Is the two of us alone in a room, just you and me…
I’m sat here naked, if only you could see…
That I write and I judge, but long for some wrong…
A man to burst in who is big and is strong…
And take me so hard up against that wall…
But I couldn’t say that, couldn’t tell you at all…
So with that in mind, all I can suggest…
Is we meet up in secret and you put your hands on my breasts…
Please hurry up, my mobile number is this…
And don’t tell a soul that I long for your kiss…

Yours filled with forbidden longing…
DD xxxx

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